Sunday, December 23, 2007

GOOD BYE 2007! Hello 2008!


I can not begin to tell you how happy I am that 2007 is OVER! I am sure many of you had a great 2007... I however had a pretty shitty year. I can only hope and pray for a better 08!
Here's hoping everyone has a joyous New Year!
Cheers!
The EMG

Monday, August 20, 2007

Practicly Perfect in everyway!


Where exactly is Mary Poppins when you need her?
So I said I would tell you the "Nanny Drama"... seriously does this stuff happen to other people or just me!?!? So
So our nanny had to have a medical procedure (OK she got new boobs!). We where understanding and gave her a week off paid to recover. She calls mid-week and says she is not healing as she should and would need an extra week off.. OK we said but if we have to bring in other people to watch the children for any reason we would have to deduct some of her pay, but we would still pay her something.. fairly fair I think. OK so she calls again to say she has a DR. appointment and will come over after it to work. HERE IT COMES.... I'm sitting here all ready to go to work.. she is now an hour and a half later and is not returning any of my calls... OK so I call her DR and they tell me "Oh your her emergency contact, we where just about to call you as she has not shown up." OK now I am a Mom so I am now worried... I drive to her home to make sure she is not dead.... no answer.. "Great" I think..."now I have to go to the PoPo to break into her house to make sure she is not dead!" But no wait I run into a friend of hers on the street.... "She didn't email you or call you he says!?!?!?" Umm NO... "We'll she moved to California".
WTF!?!?!?!?!?!
OK it gets better... some small drama ensues... she emails me California is not working out and she is returning to Michigan. OK I say.. Good luck.... OK HERE IT COMES AGAIN.. she has taken a new job here at DEJA VUE.. the local STRIP CLUB!
WTF!?!?!
I trusted this woman with my children! Don't I feel the fool now!!!
OK.. for next weeks adventures.. The EMG rides for a night with the local PoPo! No really I did, and some of my observations are deep and some are HYSTERICAL! ie: Who brings a bat to a gun fight?!? no seriously......
ciao!

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Don't call it a come back.....

So due to my sever case of obvious ADAH I've once again taken a new job.... I'm now with WNEM (You can Google that s*%t.) Not every detail is 100% ironed out but so far we do know I'm in sales, but there could be a twist in there... however seeing as how that aspect is still not ironed out I am reluctant to say anything further on it.. but you know eventually I will ;)
Other then that we are T-minus 6 days till the Cape.. THANK GOD!
Stay tuned for my personal version of THE NANNY DRAMAS. Seriously sometimes I think stuff like this ONLY happens to me.. I mean really I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried!!!!!
As the WASP says: CHEERS!

Monday, July 23, 2007

I'm BACK


And I have something really BIG to share with all of you....

Stay posted!!!!!!



and NO I AM NOT PREGNANT!

Friday, May 11, 2007

Ahhh to be young and single!


Don't I wish!
HA HA HA!


Monday, April 16, 2007

Again too close to home..

Saturday, April 14, 2007

I feel self indulgent today..


.. so today's post literally is all about ME!


Three Things That Scare Me:

1. Anything bad happening to my kids
2. My husband leaving me for someone else
3. Losing my hair.. I'm like Samson that way...:)

Three People Who Make Me Laugh:

1. Myself
2. My kids
3. Chris Rock, that guy KILLS me!

Three Things I Love:

1. My family
2. Playing with fire :)
3. Vodka

Three Things I Hate:

1. rude people
2. BUGS!
3. People who take advantage of my good nature, trust and "love"

Three Things I Don’t Understand:

1. anything over 3rd grade math!!!
2. men
3. how I get myself into THOSE situations!!!!

Three Things On My Desk:

1. Coffee Cup
2. Pictures of my family
3. a gnome

Three Things I’m Doing Right Now:

1. Typing, duh!
2. Trying to reason with a 5 year old. I'd be better served nailing jello to a tree!
3. Thinking I really desperately need a pedicure

Three Things I Want To Do Before I Die:

1. Go to Africa
2. Drive the Autobahn really really fast
3. get a small discreet tattoo

Three Things I Can Do:

1. network like nobodies business
2. Throw an AWESOME party!
3. make people laugh

Three Things I Can’t Do:

1. be a bitch.. ( I try but it's so NOT me)
2. sing, but I try
3. play piano, my mean mom never let me take lessons

Three Things I Think You Should Listen To:

1. Your mom
2. Yourself
3. Your Lawyer ..:)

Three Things You Should Never Listen To:

1. The boy who just wants in your pants
2. Whom ever has been advising Brittany Spears
3. Lawyers...:)

Three Things I’d Like To Learn:

1. To play piano
2. To better stand up for myself
3. To sew

Three Favorite Foods:

1. Chocolate
2. Pizza
3. Creme Brule

Three Shows I Watched As A Kid:

1. Facts of Life
2. Zoom
3. Muppet's

Three Things I Regret:

1. Not doing better in College

Other then that I relay try to live my life with no regrets.... :)