I feel self indulgent today..

.. so today's post literally is all about ME!

Three Things That Scare Me:

1. Anything bad happening to my kids

2. My husband leaving me for someone else

3. Losing my hair.. I'm like Samson that way...:)

Three People Who Make Me Laugh:

1. Myself

2. My kids

3. Chris Rock, that guy KILLS me!

Three Things I Love:

1. My family

2. Playing with fire :)

3. Vodka

Three Things I Hate:

1. rude people

2. BUGS!

3. People who take advantage of my good nature, trust and "love"

Three Things I Don’t Understand:

1. anything over 3rd grade math!!!

2. men

3. how I get myself into THOSE situations!!!!

Three Things On My Desk:

1. Coffee Cup

2. Pictures of my family

3. a gnome

Three Things I’m Doing Right Now:

1. Typing, duh!

2. Trying to reason with a 5 year old. I'd be better served nailing jello to a tree!

3. Thinking I really desperately need a pedicure

Three Things I Want To Do Before I Die:

1. Go to Africa

2. Drive the Autobahn really really fast

3. get a small discreet tattoo

Three Things I Can Do:

1. network like nobodies business

2. Throw an AWESOME party!

3. make people laugh

Three Things I Can’t Do:

1. be a bitch.. ( I try but it's so NOT me)

2. sing, but I try

3. play piano, my mean mom never let me take lessons

Three Things I Think You Should Listen To:

1. Your mom

2. Yourself

3. Your Lawyer ..:)

Three Things You Should Never Listen To:

1. The boy who just wants in your pants

2. Whom ever has been advising Brittany Spears

3. Lawyers...:)

Three Things I’d Like To Learn:

1. To play piano

2. To better stand up for myself

3. To sew

Three Favorite Foods:

1. Chocolate

2. Pizza

3. Creme Brule

Three Shows I Watched As A Kid:

1. Facts of Life

2. Zoom

3. Muppet's

Three Things I Regret:

1. Not doing better in College

Other then that I relay try to live my life with no regrets.... :)